'My spiritual purpose is to stop people boring you to death, please sing along...' Faddy Master founder and creative director of Bee-Bop-Bap Music.

On the twelfth day of Christmas you bored me to death:

12 beeboracetomals'

11 thousand points

10 pages I may like

9 messages deleted

8 likes no comments

7 sleeps to Go!

6 new filters flatter

5 people I may know

4 profile changes

3 new photos added

2 Kickin Tunes

And I'm still very, very hungry...

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